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PICK YOUR POISON
PIC PROMPTS / TFLN / RANDOM SCENARIO
HAN SOLO velocities	BETTY MCRAE bombsheller	RIVER TAM subsulcus	RIVER TAM (AU) comprehender
SIMON TAM vest	BRIA THAREN exulted	NADINE CROSS bridaled	GU JUN-PYO toddler
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[steerclear]

[ yeah, jess is regretting not investing in a hair tie when she was out getting supplies. as it is, she just tries to get to work on opening this diaper up to see the damage.

and, oh boy. jessica wrinkles her nose and just... starts wiping as much as she can. ]

Just because her brain isn't fully formed doesn't mean you gotta insult her with a shitty name. Right, kid?

[ the baby just squawks in protest and tries to kick her little feet out of dick's grip. but, since she's a baby, that doesn't do too much. well, not to free her feet. it does move her little butt around enough that jess now has shit on her hand. ] Aw, fuck-- [ gross! but jess wipes it off on a clean wipe, finishes cleaning the kid, and rolls the used wipes up in the used diaper and sets it to the side. ] --Lift her up a little so I can get the clean one under her.

[outlive]

How is that worse than cursing in front of her?

[ like, he's definitely said fuck in front of rachel and gar and jason, but they're teenagers. teeangers who curse! it's fine. but god forbid this baby start speaking while under his care, and her first word is shit. kory would never let him live it down.

he lifts her up a little as directed. his motions are smooth, careful but not overly so. he isn't hesitant with the child, though it'd be easy to be. (it'll be a different story if he's actually asked to hold the baby.) it's not that gentleness comes to him naturally, so much as control. and control has always been a big part of being dick grayson -- control over his body, as a trapeze artist, control over his anger, as a boy who lost his parents. robin is the antithesis of that. which is the problem. ]

High enough?

[steerclear]

It isn't, I just think it sucks.

[ personally, she has absolutely no investment in what people will think of dick if the baby starts cursing while in his care. it'd be kinda funny, honestly, and it's not like jess is planning on staying long enough to be that solid of an influence.

despite appearances, dick isn't the only one with concerns about control. jess is good at keeping her strength in check a lot of the time, but there's a reason she conscripted him into holding little baby feet instead of herself. and it might not seem like she has a filter when she speaks, what with the profanity, but there's plenty she's not saying out loud. worries about this baby and where she came from, where she'll go after this if they can't figure out where she's supposed to be, what exactly happened that brought her into dick's temporary custody. ]

Yeah, you can let her go now.

[ but that's all whatever. just because she's helping a little doesn't mean it's her responsibility to worry about -- not like they dropped this kid in her apartment, after all.

once the diaper is fastened, she looks up between dick and rachel. ]

You two think you can keep her from rolling off the bed while I wash my hands?

[outlive]

[ oh, jessica isn't the only one worried about the baby's provenance, the baby's future. dick can take care of her temporarily, but long-term? impossible. his life is too dangerous for a normal kid, let alone a helpless baby. and if he had any idea of a good place to drop off a child, he would've tried taking rachel there earlier. the best he'd come up with had been hank and dawn, and see where that got them.

wayne manor is no place for a baby, jesus christ. besides, he can't -- won't -- go crying to bruce for every problem that comes his way.

he's thinking of contacts he has in CPS, weighing the futility of looking into the foster care system, as he lets go of little daenerys's chubby legs. she's still so small, soft and warm and trusting. she looks at rachel and jessica and dick with equal expectation of receiving love, and he doesn't want to see that change. ]

We'll manage.

[steerclear]

Great.

[ jessica would argue nowhere in gotham is a place for a baby, but... she's not invested enough to argue. instead she just rolls her eyes at dick and straightens up from the bed, just missing a pair of baby hands grasping again for her hair, and goes to wash her hands.

at least she understands the impulse to not go to bruce with this, even though he probably has a home for wayward abandoned babies left in ex-sidekick's apartments that feeds their charges caviar or something. she's got a similar one that's keeping her from calling trish about the situation until it is impossible not to. a combination of pride and not wanting to deal with the reaction.

when she gets back, she immediately starts digging around in her bag. ]

I just wanna ask -- if I didn't show up, were you just gonna let the baby stay naked?

[outlive]

[ in the absence of jessica, the baby takes to grabbing onto fistfuls of dick's shirt. she pulls -- not hard enough to drag him, of course, but he steps closer to her anyway -- bunching up the fabric in her tiny hands.

"i was gonna tell kory and gar to grab something on the way back," rachel says, sounding a little offended. also maybe a little distracted, because she's definitely moved on to taking photos of the baby toothlessly gnawing on dick's shirt.

dick just gives jessica a reproachful look, like, really? he has not noticed the shirt-in-baby's-mouth situation yet. ]

[steerclear]

[ you can't reproach jessica. she's immune to that shit. she also just raises her eyebrows at rachel's contribution to the conversation. ]

Yeah, well, in the meantime I brought this.

[ and out comes a shirt -- old and a little ratty looking around the collar, well-worn but clean, with the nirvana smiley face and band name on the front. she goes over to the bed and gently tries to extricate the babymouth from dick's shirt, less because she cares about the state of his shirt and more that she can't put this one on her if her mouth is occupied like that. ]

Now she can drool on her own thing.

[outlive]

Nirvana. Really?

[ but it's only a momentary judgment. he grimaces when he realizes the baby is, in fact, drooling on his shirt, and moves to help jessica with gently separating the child from his shirt.

little dany's pretty much swallowed up by jessica's shirt, but at least it's clothing; she's less likely to catch a chill this way. she blinks, then enthusiastically reaches for the both of them, trying to get a grab on whichever one of them she can. ]

[steerclear]

Shut up, if the baby is gonna have a bad name she can at least learn good music.

[ don't talk shit about nirvana, dick. she suspects, though, that he listens to like. numetal or classical music. some horrible emo contrary combination as a side-effect of having fucking batman as his pseudo-dad.

and yeah, the shirt was never gonna be a good fit. jessica accepts that, but just because she had one positive run in with an Actual Mother in the Wild doesn't mean she wants to risk more by going out to buy baby clothes.

for a baby that is, currently, going for jessica's hair before she manages to get her hand in there to be grabbed instead. and, to little dany: ]

You're a yanker, huh? Should've brought a hair tie.

[outlive]

It's not a bad name.

[ he says, mostly for rachel's sake, because it does seem pretty suspect to him. he did name a dog bowie when he was 16, but c'mon. that's just a classic name. daenerys may or may not age well.

the baby pulls enthusiastically on jessica's hand, clasped between chubby little fingers, and immediately tries to put it in her mouth. ]

[steerclear]

[ oh, right. rachel is the one that picked it, isn't she? and jessica is an asshole but she does have to appreciate a goth looking kid making bad choices. ]

Whatever you say.

[ she finishes saying that right as little dany gets jessica's fingers in her little mouth and proceeds to gum them. jess actually smiles at this until the baby clamps down hard enough to hurt and she has to work to pull her hand back without doing damage. ]

Ow, shit fuck, she's got a jaw like a steel trap, Jesus.