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[decathlons]

we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzeria. by ourselves. with no friends.

option 1

[hypothermal]

we are friends, Peter. that's why we go to the pizzeria.

i am blessed

[decathlons]

well yeah but
OTHER friends
even ned couldn't make it this time

[hypothermal]

that's because he didn't get a flu shot like I TOLD HIM to. not because we're whatever you're implying we are.

[ lonely losers who have only pizza? maybe? god peter stop being a downer. ]

[decathlons]

i'm not implying anything!
ok maybe i am
i'm just saying
this happens a lot

[ possibly, this wouldn't happen a lot if he didn't leave all the time to stop crime

just as possibly, he'd be in a better mood if liz hadn't instagrammed hanging out with not-them people at the party, after they'd left ]

[hypothermal]

[ well at least he's admitting to implying things. unfortunately she hasn't checked insta yet and knows not of what they've missed. ]

did you ever consider the problem is the parties and not the pizza after?
not that they're not fun!
they are, kind of!
but they aren't really THAT important.

[decathlons]

not liz's parties
liz's parties are awesome

[hypothermal]

[ she just facepalmed in public on her way home thank y o u. ]

you can always just go back, you know.
I don't think she'd mind.

[decathlons]

[ sorry for your life, caitlin ]

then i'd have to explain where i was!
and why i left!
and hope no one steals my backpack again

[hypothermal]

okay so leave your backpack with someone.
like me, who was already nearby.
and then say you had to run an errand but you came back right away
because you love her face so much.

[decathlons]

i caN'T SAY THAT ARE YOU CRAZY
that's weird
and creepy
and i'm not weird or creepy!!

[hypothermal]

no you're just impossible.
at least leave the backpack somewhere safe.

[decathlons]

i'm going to have to
i don't think may's gonna buy me a new one
at least not so soon after the last one

[hypothermal]

can you stick it somewhere?
like
up really high?

[decathlons]

uh, yeah i tried that once
pigeons happened

[hypothermal]

oh.
ew.
what about a storage locker? like the ones for tourists?

[decathlons]

omg caitlin
if a CRIME IS IN PROGRESS
it's not like i have time to go drop my stuff off
besides people would probably notice sooner or later

option 2

[sistered]

i LEGIT left you ten minutes ago why are you moping already????

get 👏 it 👏 together 👏 parker 👏

[decathlons]

i'm not moping! this isn't moping!

[sistered]

it totally is
😭🍕🍕😭
do i need to head back?
i will if i have to

[decathlons]

NO I'm fine it's fine
👍
Enjoy your whatever with your brother

[sistered]

it's called camping you nerd
and we're not going until tomorrow
you can still come if you want
we'll have hot dogs 🌭
and nature 🌲⛺️
and i totally bet you could swing around some of the trees if you wanted to 🌲🕸🌲

option 3

[comprehender]

If we'd stayed longer we wouldn't have had enough time to go over the results from the physics lab. We also wouldn't have had pizza.

[decathlons]

We might've had pizza
But
Good point I guess

[comprehender]

Who needs parties when you have Maxwell's Equations?